lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

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neptunain:

people are going to start walking around with unlit cigarettes after this dumb fucking movie premiers i just know it

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The 10 Best Damn Lip Products Ever (for everybody)

thefrenemy:

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Sephora Cream Lip Stain in Always Red (13.00, Sephora) Perfect true red for any skin color. I don’t care if you are purple, you will look good in this lipstick. AND! AND! It stays on all effing day. I wore this sassy lil bitch throughout Thanksgiving Dinner when I…

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inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

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dekutree:

judgehatchett:

pls don’t ever say you’re a bad texter just say up front you’re rude

how does being a bad texter mean ur rude i do not owe anyone a conversation who the fuck u think you is??

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